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Science Nerd
What's the molecular symbol for caffiene? The science nerd knows. Science nerds carry a periodic table with them at all times in case they need to know the atomic weight of Boron on the fly. A science nerd has a personal disection kit, with his/her initials engraved on the case. "That's no hydroxy ion, that's my wife!" |
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RPG Nerd
These nerds started out crouched in their parents' basement, rolling their 26-sided dice, bowing to the wishes of the dungeon master, and shunning general social situations. Despite humble beginnings, RPG nerds now have the added flare of computer games, which means now they're crouched in their parents' basements at a computer playing an MMORPG. My, times have changed. But the RPG nerd is still valued for his/her uneasy grasp of reality and avoidance of society. |
Band Nerd
If there is any place where "nerd" and "slut" cross lines, it is in the band nerd. They come off as straight laced and clean cut, but beware: the further up the band heirarchy you go, the lower the chance of them being either straight or clean. But can you blame them? Not only do they have nice asses (from the marching), but they have fast tongues and know all the right fingerings. They're easy enough to spot in the wild: gathered in large groups with at least one among the group with a school band t-shirt. |
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Cool Nerd
This is the nerd that we all aspire to be. The cool nerd is witty, intelligent, and funny. Yet, there is something definitely nerdy about him/her. Of course, that's not a bad thing. The cool nerd is sometimes called the sexy nerd. |
Computer Nerd
Clickity clickity clack. The sound of a computer nerd at work. Or play. The computer nerd's has top-of-the-line equiptment, a larger hard drive than anyone would ever need, and the dirtiest computer desk in existence. They've seen and created everything on the internet. They prove the joke "there are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't." |
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